The tackiest holiday of the year is today, so be prepared to be bombarded with useless posts on your favorite blogs that were funny seven years ago. There is nothing risque enough to run on the mainstream websites that would incite any real laughter, and the authors are presumably being paid, so this is without a doubt the worst productivity day of the year. Maybe next to Christmas Day, but the thought still stands. Pranks are fun, but not when it’s on a predictable date. The only cool thing left to do is probably having Apple push out a “virus” that fucks up everything on the iPhone, but that wouldn’t shut up the people that have them. Which is the ultimate goal.
Whatever you do, don’t kill anyone’s family. Okay? Happy April Fool’s.
Tags: April Fool's, Blogging
